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Always By My Side

Her husband has been sUpping in and out for a
coma for several months yet she stayed by his We are looking for
bedside every single day. When he came to, he contribution of
motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by jokes in return for
him, he said, "You know what? You have been 6 tickets to
with me all through the bad times. Malaysia's

Premier f
When I got fired, you were there to support me. KT V Themepark, ^
When my business fell, you were there. When I B y for every issueT "
got shot, you were by my side. When we lost courtesy of \j
the house, you gave me support. When my health Sunway Lagoon.
started failing, you were still by my side.

When I think about it now, 1 think you bring me
sponsored by
bad luck."

Anonymous

Light Moments MALAYSIA'S PREMIER THEME PARK

Rules & Regulations

Volvo Car For Safety 1. Jokes which are vulgar and offensi'
towards people, i^oveniment, culture and religion
There was a visitor from a third world are unacceptable.
country, being received at the airport by his
host in a developed country. 2. All jokes will be screened by the Editori
Committee to determine their suitability fo
While in the car of his host, a golfer, who publishing.
was driving a Volvo car, the visitor spotted
some funny nail-like looking thing rested in 3. Tlw Editorial Committee reserves the rig-
the compartment near to the hand brake. He to retain cnul publish any jokes submitted >
was amused and asked the host what it was. the jokes will become the property of t
The host told him that those were called Editorial Committee.
"TEE". The visitor was puzzled and asked
what were they for. The host answered with 4. All jokes which are published in the Beri
a chuckle, "/ USE IT TO HOLD MY BALL SimgeiWay will receive the prize tickets.
WHEN EM DRIVING." The visitor was so
very impressed and replied, "OH, MY, 5. Send your entry to :
VOLVO CAR, IT REALLY TAKES CARE OE Ms Annie Chiew
YOUR SAEETY ISN'T IT????" Public Affairs Department
Level 18, Menara Sungei Way
Shirley Foo
Sunway City Berhad CLOSING DATE: 30TH SEPTEMBER