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Work Place Jokes

Man's Years
We are looking for
contribution of jokes God created the donkey and told him : you will
work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying
in return for 6
heavy bags on your back, you'll eat grass, you
tickets to Malaysia's will not have intelligence and you will live 50
Premier Theme years. You will be a D O N K E Y !
Park, for every
The donkey answered : I'll be a donkey.bui living
issue, courtesy 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years
of Sunway And God gave him 20 years.
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God created the dog and told him: You will look
Park.
after the men house, you will be his best friend
you will eat whatever they give you and you will
live 25 years. You ill be a DOG!
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The dog answered: God, living 20 years is too
much, give me only 10 years. God gave him 10
years.
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God created the monkey and told him: You will
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things, you will be amusing and you will live 20
years.

Rules & Regulations The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is
too much, give me only 10 years. And God
1. Jokes which are vulgar and offensive agreed.
towards people, government, culture and religion
are unacceptable. Finally. God created man, and told him : You
will be Man, the only rational being on earth,
you will use your intelligence to control other
2. All jokes will he screened by the Editorial
animals, you will dominate the world and you
Committee to determine their suitability for
will live for 20 years.
publishing.
I
The man answered : God, 'll be man, but living
3. The Editorial Committee reserves the right 20 years is not enough, why don't you give me
to retain and publish any jokes submitted and the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years
the jokes will become the property of the that the dog did not want and the 10 years that
Editorial Committee. the monkey refused.

That was what God did, and since then, Man live
4. All jokes which are published in the Berita
20 years like a man. then he enters adulthood
SungeiWay will receive the prize tickets.
and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and
carrying the load on his back, then when his
5. Send your entry to: children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog,
Ms Annie Chiew looking after the house and eating whatever is
Public Affairs Department given to him. then he gets into retirement, an
Level 18, Menara SungeiWay spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping fron^
house to house or from children to children,
CLOSING DATE : 30TH JUNE 1997 doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.

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